Apparently This Guy Killed A Shitload Of Babies Or Something
James Frey, besides having a sweet first name, has recently been verbally molested by Oprah and women who should fine something else better to do. I didn't watch the episode but was nearly forced to watch clips of said interview everytime I turned on the television or went to a news site. Why is this even news? Oprah was apparently humiliated and thrown off by Frey's exagerration of the truth so much she decided to have him on the show again to give him even more publicity therefore selling more copies of his book.Even though he has a beard, receding hairline, curly hair and my first name...holy shit, this is me in 25 years. I guess it's kind of nice to see that along the way I get a sweet sport coat and a nice collared shirt but then again on the negative side women still hate me and one extremely powerful black woman calls for my head after she looks like an idiot on Larry King. On the other hand, I was in prison. As of right now I don't exactly know why I'm in jail because I haven't really studied up on the guy/me so I guess it'll be a surprise when someone yells "freeze, drop the axe and step away from Jesse Jackson."
Either way, people going nuts over some exagerations in a book isn't exactly what I would call news. Thank God John Kerry came back to the U.S. from a foreign meeting overseas to take the spotlight off of Frey for the time being...oh wait he didn't because Kerry is that boring. First he lost to Bush now he loses to a lying author/me.
posted by James @ 2:36 AM
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It's news because that dude needs to get his ass kicked for making shit up. I hope Oprah eats him.
Someone lies in a book and on television - I can't believe that could happen! What is this God-fearing world coming to?!
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