The Funniest Day Of The Year
The day that everyone loves to hate. The day all the losers on planet Earth brainstorm and come up with the weakest pranks and jokes you've ever heard. Marriage proposals, giving money away and sexual favors are just some of the weak "jokes" people like to play. Sadly they don't find my retaliation "joke" as funny when I threaten to kill them, then do just that. But enough about me, I'm actually going to go over some of the best April Fool's jokes ever.#1 John Milton Commits Suicide in 1865
The governor of Florida decided he wanted to die and killed himself. Because of the day everyone was waiting for him to pop out a closet or show up out of nowhere. He simply did not and everyone wasted a whole lot of time. April Fool's morons! He was clearly ahead of his time.
#2 Hitler is Sent To Jail
The reason why he was sent to jail doesn't matter but while he was there he met some interesting people. After about 3 hours some guards came to talk to him and said April Fool's, now let's go kill some inferior humans. It was also rumored that this is when he trimmed up his now famously known tiny mustache. He did it on a dare to see if he could keep a straight face while sounding superbly pissed off. He easily won as he never smiled again until he killed himself in his bunker with his skank.
#3 The Pilgrim-Wampanoag Peace Treaty 1621
The treaty happened to be signed on this day (rumored to be the very first April Fool's Day) and anyone can guess what happened next. The Wampanoag tribe was decimated and the Pilgrims' took their land. Suckers!
I looked for all of 10 minutes and I can say without a doubt that these are the top three April Fool's Day pranks of all time.
posted by James @ 7:45 PM
1 Comments:
All I could come up with is that time when my dad actually said, "I love you, son."
A sick mind, I tell you! SICK!
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